This is simple.
Simply (and stupidly) delicious.
But only if you like mushrooms (which I totally do!).
Step 1. Heat your pan over medium-high heat.
Step 2. Sautee your mushrooms in butter or olive oil.
Step 3. Sprinkle with steak seasoning as they cook.
Step 4. Stop cooking when they are done.
Step 5. Eat!
Of course, you could make them all fancy and add a little wine or some herbs or whatever else floats your boat as they cook, just to keep things lively.
Really, do I need to say more? It's sauteed mushrooms. Make them. Eat them.
Have them with eggs. Smother a burger or steak with them. Eat them as a meal all by themselves, which I totally did.
I was handed a crap-sandwich today by life. Nice, huh? But battling crap-sandwiches doesn't leave much time to prepare an extravagent meal. Since I don't care much for crap-sandwiches and I was a little too tired from my really hard workout to drum up much energy for anything else, I dug out the mushrooms and some salad fixin's and went to town.
What really hard workout? I'm glad you ask. I did 3 full pushups today instead of just 2 1/2 (yay me!), and forced a half mile run on myself after the squats and situps in my Crossfit Challenge. Yeah, okay, it's not much, but I'm defining that as 'really hard'.
Go with it.
Thank you for letting me live with my illusions.
So after my really hard work out, I fixed myself some shrooms and a salad with blue cheese.
And munched happily away in a friend's ear on the phone while complaining about the afore-mentioned crap-sandwich.
I'm not always so rude as to shovel deliciousness in my face while talking; my closest friends and I have an understanding that allows for munching in their ears (and them in mine) as we chat. It works.
They were delicious (the shrooms, not the crap-sandwich, just to clarify).
Now go make them, and you, too can brag about your physical prowess. Just because mushrooms make you a fun guy. Fun-gi.
See what I did there?
Yeah, I know… but comedy's hard.
Be nice to me, I had a bad day. :(